The Republic of Ethnon Rock Apes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 5.102 billion Ethnonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ethnon Rock Apesian economy, worth 415 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,441 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethnon Rock Apes's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ethnon Rock Apes is ranked 260,583^rd in the world and 9,486^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 12.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.